Knicks vs. Cavs Live Game Blog

LeBron James will most likely destroy the team that he wants to play for in two years. Money and fame is the most likely reason that James would like to join the rotting Knicks in the Big Apple in two years after he becomes a free agent. Knicks fans will applaud, chant "M-V-P", and expose themselves as they attempt to woo King James into replacing Quentin Richardson aka Mr. Moesha in the Knicks #23 jersey.

4:47 PM (PCT)-The crowd cheers as LeBron whips a behind the back pass to Big Z...shot missed.

4:48 PM-Basket Big Z. Wilson Chandler very aggressive early; he has taken three shots in three possessions. Big Z answers.

4:53 PM-LeBron has hit a pair of threes, and is sporting orange sneakers dedicated to New York.

4:55-Former Duke guard Chris Duhon has made two threes in a row, which seems unlikely.

4:56-Nate Robinson misses a dunk on breakaway with LeBron lurking. LeBron laughs. Timeout, Cavs 17 Knicks 16 with 5:31 left in the first quarter.

4:56-Walt Frazier is the TV color commentator for the game. No play for Mr. Grey.

4:59-Ben Wallace cans a 16 foot jumper. Very unlikely.

4:59-Al Harrington in the lineup for the Knicks. Oh good, here comes Tim Thomas. Don't look for much defense from the Knicks.

5:03-LeBron does not appear to be trying or looking to shoot early. Delonte West is jacking up shots; he is a very ugly man. Timeout, Cavs 25 Knicks 18.

5:04-Al Harrington with a rare drive to the basket, dunks the ball. Boobie Gibson in the lineup for the Cavs.

5:05-Al Harrington cans a jumper. The Knicks are still down by 10 points as Q Richardson keeps missing threes.

5:07-LeBron talks to Jay-Z during free throws. Jay-Z owns part of the Nets, but attends many Knicks games. Go figure.

5:11-End of first quarter, Cavs 34 Knicks 22. LeBron leaves the game.

5:16-Cavs 42 Knicks 22, the Cavs are on a 13-0 run led by Wally's World. Walt Frazier points out that the Cavs are "dishin and swishin" while the Knicks are "One and done."

5:18-Mike D'Antoni yells at Knicks during a timeout. D'Antoni's system might never work unless Steve Nash and Amare Stoudemire are on the court. Nate Robinson and David Lee are not very good.

5:20-The Cavs lead 46-24 as LeBron continues to rest. Make that 48-24.

5:21-The Knicks fans begin to boo loudly as Wally scores inside again. Nate Robinson throws the ball to the Knicks bench.

5:22-Bronx cheer as Q Richardson makes a three. He then forgets to play defense and Wally answers with a three to make the score 55-28.

5:24-Cavs call for time after a Duhon three.

5:27-Celeb watch after timeout. Julia Stiles is at the game! So is Spike Lee, Jay-Z and Beyonce, Q-Tip, and former Knick Bill Bradley.

5:27-LeBron is back in the game makes a three from the corner. The Knicks have a point subtracted from their total, the score is now 57-33 with 5 minutes left in the second quarter.

5:29-Nate Robinson scores on a breakaway, then grabs his crotch. The announcer happily informs the viewers that Jared Jeffries is close to returning; which probably makes Knicks fans very angry.

5:33-Delonte West dunks with two hands on a breakaway as Al Harrington watches. D'Antoni called for a technical foul. Walt Frazier's voice is soothing; he should try the lecture circuit.

5:35-The Cavs lead 59-35. Delonte West is ballin' outta control and splashes another jumper. David Lee misses a series of layups but is fouled. At one point, Lee could really jump. Now, he looks a bit pudgy.

5:37-LeBron's shoes are crazy; bright orange all over. Estimated retail price; 390 dollars.

5:40-The Knicks now trail by 31 as Big Z completes a three point play.

5:41-Halftime. The game is over and boring. The blog is over and probably boring.